So, I was a dumbass and I deleted my twitter. Boo me, I know. It was in a fit of drama lama and wasn’t very thought through, to the point where I guess I didn’t 100% realise that there was no undelete. And I miss my old username and my normal email address. Your help pages says that the username and email address are only blocked for 30 days, and it’s been more than that now, so can I please be krazycat again?
I fully recognise that I was a total dumbass and that you don’t need to do nuthin’ for me, I clicked okay after all, twice. But imagine me looking a bit like this: http://pics.livejournal.com/cleolinda/pic/001t79ff – that’s my sad little face. Don’t you want to make my sad little face into a happy face instead?
See, I’m trying to win you over with humour. Is it working? Please twitter, we’ve been buds for a while. I just don’t know how to quit you. Let me have back my username, so that I can mourn my lost @replies from michael sheen and john hodgman under my real internet nick that’s been with me since 1997.
Still not convinced? Okay twitter, I understand. I’m not gonna cry. Have a lovely fourth of July weekend, one and all. Me, I’m Norwegian (UK Resident) so for me, it’s just “weekend”.
Thanks for reading!
Love, Tinkertake
(actual support request submitted to twitter)

Did it work?
Nope!
“What you’re experiencing is a known issue/bug that we have filed internally and have assigned to an engineer. We hope to have a fix soon, but in the meantime, please watch this page for updates from us:
http://bit.ly/9FVL09
While I’ve marked your request as “solved”, this doesn’t mean we have ignored your particular issue. Rather, we’ve recorded and processed your message for our records. User feedback like yours is important to understanding this problem. If we have updates on this, we’ll add them to the page at the above link. “