My main annoyance so far this year is that there are a bunch of awesome films out and I’ve not seen any of them yet. Damn you, courses! Damn you, flat hunting! Damn you, work!

If there was any fairness in the world, I would spend all my mornings with my Nintendo Wii, all my afternoons writing web applications and all my evenings at the cinema or at gigs.

Oh, to be Paris Hilton. Imagine what you could do with that much money! I think my priorities in life are perfect – I’d take a new game system over a trip to the plastic surgeon any day of the week.

Did you ever watch Battlestar Galactica? The episode where the second Sharon connects to the computer network by injecting the cable into her arm? Sometimes I wish I could do that with the internet. You think I’m joking. Be honest, if you’re on the internet enough to read random blogs, you probably understand.

Tomorrow I have a date with Photoshop. Sweet.