This is probably an ill-advised post, seeing as I’ve been sick since Sunday and I feel a bit dizzy, who knows what may blurt out through my fingers!

Hi internets, I am near death, clearly. I am too weak to work or even watch movies on my computer or read. I am bored. Bored bored bored. I don’t have a fever, so I probably don’t have the dreaded hamthrax. But there are some lumps in the back of my throat so I’m going to go see the doctor tomorrow. If I manage to get out of bed before 4pm tomorrow, that is. I didn’t manage that today.

I’m quite weak and feeling really sorry for myself, especially as I was supposed to go see The Pixies at Brixton Academy tonight, and instead I was sat at home in my pyjamas. Lame! I am also not studying, because I don’t have a brain for that right now, so I’m now behind already on my  three courses. Sweet! To make matters worse, there’s a box of goodies and things at my workplace that I sent myself from Norway a week ago, and I can’t get to it. There’s Norwegian crisps in there, and that sure would’ve cheered me up a great deal. But no, here I am.

You may now comment with your nicest versions of “I pity you, darling Jo”.